Pope Frida

It's a little known fact that between Pope John Paul and Pope Benedict, I was elected Pope. My tenure was very brief and kept quite hush-hush, because, well, first of all the Church has had a very hard time deciding to ordain women. So to make a long story short, when they found out I'm a lady, the offer was recinded. Now, I have to fufill my duties as runner-up, should Benedict get shot or something. Like Vice-Pope. Or Miss America. But for one fleeting moment, I got to wear the big hat and carry the crucifix stick and stand on the balcony and bless the crowds like Evita. But, don't cry for me, Argentina, I'm sure I'll find other work.