State of the Frida

Since tonight is the State of the Union, I thought it would be appropriate to give the “State of the Frida.” Since I have posted my manifesto, my friends, things have been going well for the most part. Sure there have been detractors, as you can see by the doctored photos from my last post, but there will always be enemies of freedom. Which is why, like Bill O’Reilly is publishing the names of anti-patriotic liberals, I will continue to publish the names of anti-dog, cat lovers. Another way to defend liberty is to support my proposed “Watchdog Act”–such very important tool for law enforcement in this post 9/11 world. Some say the Watchdog Act would remove Americans’ civil liberties. To those skeptics, I say, those were gone long ago! The only true protection against terrier-ism…er, terrorism, is man’s best friend! Have we not for centuries protected you from various intruders in your home by barking? Barking is basically an audio version of the color-coded terrorism alert system! (For those unfamiliar: 1 bark = someone pulled into the driveway; 2 barks = someone's knocking at the door; 3 barks + 1 growl = there's someone new in the house that I'm unfamiliar with; repeated growls = that new person is a male, perhaps of large size; continuous barks and intermittent growls = full scale panic! evacuate!) In conclusion, God bless the Fridas of this world, and all the four legged creatures that make this nation great (but not the cats).