Dancing Queen? We can only hope...

Here’s guilty pleasure number two. Even better than Hell’s Kitchen, if only for the “fierce” competition…Fox’s So You Think You Can Dance! And it’s on tonight! Don’t miss it! Contestants are weeded down every week (like all reality shows) until we get to “America’s Favorite Dancer”! (And really, who among us would not like that title?? I know I sure would. Imagine what an instant conversation starter that would be… “Hi, I’m Frida, a fabulous princess. Oh, and by the way, I am America’s Favorite Dancer. Yeah, really, no shit. They voted for me by phone by the millions.”) Each week, lithe dancers pull out a “dancing style” from a hat and have to learn a routine in that style each week. And now starting tonight, you can vote by phone (as usual), but this time vote for individual dancers instead of by couples. Now if you are still reading this drivel, you are obligated to vote for Dmitry! He has been in the bottom of the barrel almost every week (mostly because his partners have been so god-awful! and the poor girls always get voted off--he is like the kiss of death to a dancing partner!). Yet he is so dreamy and hunky and moves softly and gently like he is gently stepping on bunnies! (But he can also rock the house with his hip-hop performances--last week was 80s pop!) He perhaps has been surviving on his light-up-the-room smile and sculpted abs (which he is smart enough to display each week, with open-shirted routines). Yet, as a dancer, he’s no slouch! He’s got ballet or ballroom skills or something like that. The judges seem to like him enough to keep him on each week. And so should you! Watch and get on the phone! Our best Russian import needs your support!